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JakeTrout
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« on: September 10, 2005, 02:16:52 PM »
Let me set the stage:  nice, sunny summer afternoon is south Louisiana.  Cool breeze is blowing and I am inside watching the Solheim Cup!  Family is all out at a birthday party for one of my daughters friends.  I decide to go out in my backyard that butts up against an open hay field, to hit some balls with the driver..Now the field is fenced in with barbed wire secured to concrete posts.  I commence to smacking a few balls and notice that they are drifting to the right. Check my alignement and find that it is indeed a little off. I align myself and absolutely killed it!!! Next I hear a loud crack and immediately feel a pain in the inside of my right thigh!! The ball ricocheted off the concrete post right back at me..it was so close to my boys it made me sick!! Could have been worse!! shutup cry
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« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2005, 03:38:59 PM »
From what I read - I'm surprised you generated that amount of club head speed
in order to do that cheesyf
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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2005, 03:58:15 PM »
It was a rip!!
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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2005, 04:00:10 PM »
The calculations needed to reproduce that same shot have to be something like adding up a David Duval scorecard  shutup
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« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2005, 05:23:30 PM »
Yes it was highly unlikely!! But "Murphy" of Murphys Law fame, has taken up permanent residence in my life!! russian
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« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2005, 05:52:45 PM »
Kudos for you on hitting a post, I couldn't do that if I tried, not that I would want to. Wish I could have seen it popcorn

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« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2005, 05:59:22 PM »
Quote from: luckysevens777 on September 10, 2005, 05:52:45 PM
Kudos for you on hitting a post, I couldn't do that if I tried, not that I would want to. Wish I could have seen it popcorn

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I am deadly accurate with my sticks!!! It was something to see...wish I had a video, I could be on AFHV!! Tongue
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« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2005, 07:50:37 PM »
It sounds like you made this post to brag about your accuracy  whist biglol. Glad you weren't hurt worse!
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« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2005, 07:55:17 PM »
I wish that was the case!
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« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2005, 01:56:39 PM »
Yeah thanks buddy!!! it was hilarious....not!
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