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« on: June 30, 2009, 04:28:32 PM »
... or even a boxing match.

I love this story, a punkass douche tried to use a knife to rob a 72 year old man. Turns out the older man was a retired boxer and beat the snot out of the criminal. He'll get to recuperate in jail. A must-see for the post-beating pictures alone.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1196479/Pictured-The-battered-bruised-face-burglar-got-wrong-72-year-old-boxer.html
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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2009, 04:40:47 PM »
I love it!

We had a similar incident where a local idiot who thought he was a ninja (precursor to the trenchcoat mafia and far less dangerous) tried to rob a cottager...he snuck into the cottage in full ninja garb (yes even tabi boots) and tied up his victim and began filling his ninja sack with loot, however his neighbour notice the "silent assasin" sneaking in and came to the rescue with his trusty Louisville slugger.  The ninja took a mightly blast in the face and it was nite-nite ninja.  The coverage on the local news was hilarious capped by photos of the idiot in court with the biggest black eye you ever saw!  I love douchebag criminals.
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« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2009, 05:57:45 PM »
Ouch!!  Someone got knocked the eff out!!  And deserved it!!!   yahoo
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« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2009, 07:26:24 PM »
I just saw a story that was similar locally. Guy was robbing someone's house outside the Twin Cities. He left his truck running outside the home and the homeowner came home. He saw the truck and knew what was happening. Took out a knife and slashed all four of the guy's tires and took the keys out of the ignition and chucked them and then called the cops. Police dogs chomped onto the dumbarse a few miles away.  laugh
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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2009, 08:25:05 PM »
Some fool tried to rob Archie Moore a few years ago and got thier ass knocked out by an 80yr old ex-boxer as well.  Know you victim I guess?  Or maybe don't rob people or you get whats coming to you!
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« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2009, 08:27:12 PM »
The old gentleman should have ripped the fishing tackle out of the douche bag's face for souvenirs.
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« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2009, 08:33:31 PM »
Looks like the old man put a whipping on ya Rick.
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« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2009, 08:54:02 PM »
Quote from: idiotbox on June 30, 2009, 08:33:31 PM
Looks like the old man put a whipping on ya Rick.



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« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2009, 01:34:01 PM »
Good, shits like that need a good ass-kicking every now and then... and the more often the better!

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« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2009, 12:48:28 PM »
That's what I'm talking about! toot
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